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Anyone have some good mixes for getting the wife a little tipsy? Of course she doesn't want to actually taste the alcohol. Cherry 3 Olive Vodka with Cherry 7 up has been working latelly but not sure for how long.
 

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im not sure about wives but the neighbors wife loves grey goose cranberry and squeeze of lime
 

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Well, I am not the best chick to ask, cause all it takes for Bill to get me horny is a porn video. And I usually have a glass of wine or two in me already.

If your wife isn't into porn, and not a big drinker, (bartender here talking), maybe flavored vodka. It is all the rage now. Vanilla, Raspberry, Lemon, Lime, mixed with Sprite tastes like a fucking wine cooler from Bartles N' Jaymes.

Good luck. :suomi:

Wait, just re-read your first post, try an Irish Car Bomb. Or convince her Goldschlager is a holiday tradition.
 

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Try a Red Devil - lots of alcohol and tastes like Hawaiian Punch when made well.

What are you planning on doing to her?
 

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Midori Sours are pretty good. Just midori mix and sour mix

Or try an apple martini. Women love those these days. Just some apple vodka, or regular vodka and some apple pucker or any apple liquor.
 

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Try bashing her head in with a brick.

I'm assuming you're trying to get her drunk so you can get in that ass. If not, uh...try bashing her head in with a brick.
 

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Every post I see of this sexist guy is some sort of beating up on the wive or hitting her with a brick, really not sure what he's trying to prove that he is some bad ass? I read it way too much, just had to say something and see what his point is? Hey do u think ur a badazz for saying shit like that or what is the point of posting such bs comments?
 

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Mikeyboi49 said:
Every post I see of this sexist guy is some sort of beating up on the wive or hitting her with a brick, really not sure what he's trying to prove that he is some bad ass? I read it way too much, just had to say something and see what his point is? Hey do u think ur a badazz for saying shit like that or what is the point of posting such bs comments?

You don't think bashing a woman with a brick to get some anal sex is funny???:bunnies:
 

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Its not that I have no room for humor just seem every time I read one of his post its always in regard to some sort of punching the women or some shit, dude the joke gets old, like you really beat up on ur women? One or twice its funny but every single post go ahead and find all he post and see, I am just annoy as it seem that is all he add to the Rx, seem like the only thing that he think is funny is beating the shit up no a women pathetic
 

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I'm a little confused, What is the point of getting your wife drunk here? Is she withholding the spiderwebs? Or are you just trying to get her to do something she wouldn't normally do. Either way, that sucks you have to get her drunk for that.
 

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Mikeyboi49 said:
Its not that I have no room for humor just seem every time I read one of his post its always in regard to some sort of punching the women or some shit, dude the joke gets old, like you really beat up on ur women? One or twice its funny but every single post go ahead and find all he post and see, I am just annoy as it seem that is all he add to the Rx, seem like the only thing that he think is funny is beating the shit up no a women pathetic

his anger towards women is due to severe suppressed homosexual desires
 

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Tesco Vee said:
his anger towards women is due to severe suppressed homosexual desires


and a miniscule penis.

True story. When skins was 14 he thought he popped his first pube, till he pissed through it.
 

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